Sensational Urination

The following is an excerpt from an email I sent to a friend. It's completely true and just interesting enough that I thought to include it on my blog so all you Noodle fans could read it, too. Welcome to my life... and enjoy!

"I laughed out loud the other day at work because I was bursting from having drank a liter or so of seltzer and holding it all in for awhile because I was busy with patients... so when I finally made it to the bathroom all I could do was turn around so my ass was facing the toilet, pull down my pants, squat over the edge and let go. It wasn't until a minute later when I'd emptied like 18 gallons from my bladder that I realized I'd sort of missed and had peed onto the little area of the toilet (I think most public bathrooms have this) where there's a break in the seat, so all of my urine had gone down the front of the bowl and had puddled at my feet on the floor. Heh. I'm a real winner."