Caught

Word to the wise-- besides the age-old advice to avoid the clap, Noodle fans should also be warned that taking a nap in the buff next to a window with partially drawn shades when workmen are all over the place painting and making repairs is a bad idea. Unless you want to wake up to some old wrinkly dude standing on the back porch and staring at your tits while you're snoozing. Shudder.

Also, when fumbling around on the floor beside a bed mid-coitus, it's pretty important not to stand up and spend too much time staring out an open window and directly into the eyes of an entire crowd hanging out and having a beer who are quite obviously staring right back at you.

Sigh. Boston has totally seen me naked.