Fatty Fatty Fat Fat Fatty

I just came back from Boston... I've been there for four days. For the two days prior to my visit, I skipped the gym for convenience reasons. So really it's been almost a whole week since I've gone and I am just looking down at my middle section right now and seeing how much of a terrible fatty I am. And no matter what anyone says, no amount of wild sweaty lovin' is equal to the caloric expenditure of an hour on the eliptical followed by mat exercises and weight training.

With that said, I'm off.