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Something I value about being in pretty good health is that I don't vomit too frequently. Unfortunately, last night was one of the few times in the last year that I ended up ralphing my guts out. It was because of a migraine headache, and I was unfortunately already crapping sickly away on the toilet, so it's a good thing that all of my major bathroom appliances are *really* close to one another or else I would have been having an amazing throw-up extravaganza.

Too much information? Too bad.

Want to know something else gross about last night? No? Too bad again. That vomit that I was just talking about-- you remember it? Well, I had just eaten my dinner (breakfast and/or lunch? It was the first thing I'd eaten all day and I ate it at 4:30pm at the tail end of my lunch break) shortly before all of this vomiting transpired, so none of it was digested... so I'm still on the john, feeling miserable, and watching all of the contents of my stomach empty into the sink, wholly intact. That's right-- brown rice, zucchini, carrots, string beans and slices of portobello mushrooms. Mmmmm.

And what's best about all of that is that my sink wouldn't empty-- the chunks were too big. And I didn't want to get a clog... So wouldn't you know it-- when I was finally able to get off the can, I had to scoop up my vomit and dump it into the toilet so that I wouldn't end up having a plumbing issue to worry about as well as a being sick issue.

Sigh. I'm such a mess.

Anyway, I showered after all of that and went right to sleep, and when I woke up this morning, amazingly I felt better. Tomorrow I have to go back to work and I'm crossing my fingers that the day won't be as bad as it was yesterday (aka: I hope I don't get another migraine headache tomorrow from all the stress). But if it happens to be just as terrible of a day, fear not because I'm sure I'll wow all you Noodle fans again with more tales and details of the contents of my stomach!