Four Things

Just a couple of things I could use right now, in case anyone was wondering (or offering):

1. A haircut. I haven't had one in a few years and I've finally lost my chickenshit fright of cutting it off and giving it away. Go figure.

2. A personal massage therapist. Visiting Laura in New Haven is great, but come on, she's got a life, too. I need to figure out how to get a person of my own to follow me around massaging my back at all times, and when I'm sitting, to switch to my feet.

3. Nooky. Lots of it.

4. A winning lotto ticket-- I don't want to go back to work on Wednesday!

What do you need?