Poodles Are Yummy

Especially when they have those dumb haircuts. You know the ones-- where the owners shave off bits and pieces of their fur to produce what looks like eating, panting and pooping lollipops. Ugh I saw one like that the other day. Its owner was walking it around Union Square, apparently thinking nothing of the appearance of his four-legged companion. But honestly, don't those dog owners notice it? They look so dumb like that. Dumb enough to eat, that is.

Just kidding, I wouldn't eat man's best friend.

But they really do look silly. And is it just me, or have you noticed that poodles tend to hump people's legs a lot more than other types of dogs? Weird. Anyway, I love dogs, but for me, the bigger and uglier they are, the better. None of that dainty froo-froo crap here. And I really can't wait to get a dog of my own! I don't know what type I want except that I'd like to it to be from the pound, and that I'd prefer for it to be an older dog. But other than that, I guess as long as it's not a poodle, I'll be set. Excellent!