Vomit and Feces

Two of my favorites, I must say. Well, maybe not my favorites, but they are liquids (solids?) I deal with on an almost daily basis. Not too terrible, actually. I think watching someone get suctioned is worse, and maybe almost as bad as watching a money-shot on some cheap porn movie. Ok, so that last one isn't necessarily something that's likely to happen at work, but it is something that causes me to develop a narsty case of the dry-heaves.

What, too much information? Shudder.

But anyhow, in case anyone was wondering, I think it's appropriate for me to comment right this very second that going to work five days a week is highly overrated. And even though 12.5 hours seems like a lot for one day, three workdays a week is waaaaaaaay better than a zillion dumb 8-hour shifts a week. So poo on you to all of you suckers who have to go to work Monday through Friday week in and week out. You suck and I rock. Ha!

Now, it's true that I work some weekend days every month, and it's true that I have a tendency to dribble other people's urine on my sneakers, but it's also true that I'm tired for fewer days a week now, I can get more done with my patients, and the honest truth is that I couldn't have constructed a more rational workweek setup if I'd been God herself playing with Tinker Toys (Ok, so that last part about God and Tinker Toys made much better sense in my head than it did in writing, because what do God and Tinker Toys have to do with my work schedule? Whatever-- shut up, I'm tired. I just came off a 12.5 hour shift).

So, to conclude, I know this post wasn't groundbreaking or hilarious. It was just an update, for any Noodle fans who might have been concerned. Perhaps soon I'll post a good one-- about the last time my car broke down... kind of rivals the lost-in-Brooklyn one for ridiculous, though it's much less involved. If you're lucky, I'll post it tomorrow. If not, you'll just have to keep waiting.

Mwahahaha... I'm so evil.