Diarrhea Sucks

Just to inform all you Noodle fans-- if another one of my patients has uncontrollable explosive diarrhea again anytime soon, I'm going to quit.

On the spot.

With absolutely no feelings of remorse.

Until I get to the parking lot.

At which point I might end up turning around and telling my boss "just kidding!" and getting back to work wiping up those damn merciless butts again.

Ugh.